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Excerpt from 'Weekly Adventurers Around the Globe', a famous publication throughout the realms that details legendary heroes that stood up to protect the multiverse.
Fabricious Fabian the 'Fabulous Prince'
Fabricious is a prince. The son of a regent, the heir to the trone. Which kingdom? Which king? Fabricious will not tell you. His quest is towards the 'holy grail', an artifact of great power rumored to make its bearer the king of all Irolatreia. We tried finding out about his past, but well, you better read for yourself what Fabian had to say.
"You dare question the lineage of me, Fabian the Fabulous? Cur! I'll have you know the wind blowing on my back, the majestic blade I bring forward in battle and the regal armor I wear are proof enough I am as fabulous and as prince-y and I claim. I am an adventurer because the Holy Grail should be in the hands of blue blooded nobility, not those demi humans or peasants who took up arms to play hero. Heroes should be looked up to! Should be beacons of dignity, of nobility."
Boasting as usual, the narcisistic adventurer quests yet again looking for his prize. This editor wonders how much of our readership truly cares about this particular entry in the annals of adventuring history.
The book is filled with other equally colorful adventurer entries.